Lay.Down.

Laydown.
Sit.
Stay.
No Begging.

I live in Portland.
I LOVE Portland.
I love a man.
I love my dog.
I love to cook.
I love wine.



kswany101@yahoo.com
December 1
breakfast.

breakfast.

November 30

TV is ruling my life.

dreamweaver:

I think I might have a mild case of SAD (seasonal affective disorder) because around this time every year I turn into a fatigued, bored, restless, somewhat depressed pile of grump. And when this happens I tend to sit myself in front of the TV, under the covers, usually with some form of comfort food.

I’m not motivated to go out. I don’t want to do homework. I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to knit. I just want to sleep. and watch Family Guy.

Or hey, it could just be torpor.

you could start your productivity by knitting cute, animal themed baby clothes for me. Well, not me - the baby. Murdoch.

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ocean: damdogs: Delphi in a medium sized plaid coat ($18) weimaraner’s are my favorite dogs ever! And you just made me love them more…..

ocean:

damdogs:

Delphi in a medium sized plaid coat ($18)

weimaraner’s are my favorite dogs ever! And you just made me love them more…..

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EVERYONE nees to watch Food Inc. It made me sick and kinda weapy, then sick again.

Its beyond me why I watched this at the height of my food cravings, but thats just how I roll.

November 28
Five-year-old Shaniya Davis was raped and murdered earlier this month. The alleged killer is behind bars, as is Shaniya’s mother, who is charged with human trafficking and child abuse involving prostitution. Shaq was so touched by the story he’s footing the funeral bill — estimated at $4,500. The Cleveland Cavalier star told the Cleveland Plain Dealer, “Being a law enforcement guy that investigates crime against children, I wanted to be able to help in some way.” More than 2,000 people attended Shaniya’s funeral last Sunday in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Damn you Shaq! Why do you make me love you when all I do is want to hate??

Five-year-old Shaniya Davis was raped and murdered earlier this month. The alleged killer is behind bars, as is Shaniya’s mother, who is charged with human trafficking and child abuse involving prostitution.

Shaq was so touched by the story he’s footing the funeral bill — estimated at $4,500. The Cleveland Cavalier star told the Cleveland Plain Dealer, “Being a law enforcement guy that investigates crime against children, I wanted to be able to help in some way.” More than 2,000 people attended Shaniya’s funeral last Sunday in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

Damn you Shaq! Why do you make me love you when all I do is want to hate??

November 27
dreamweaver: The sisters sitting down after a full day of cooking. Well, I didn’t do much; I mostly supervised. And drank. We’re trying to pose for a nice picture and I kept giggling. This was the winner, even though it looks like someone is pinching me under the table to smile. I look like a stepford wife who’s batteries are going dead… and Amy is making a ‘come hither’ face at the camera man….oh, her husband.

dreamweaver:

The sisters sitting down after a full day of cooking. Well, I didn’t do much; I mostly supervised. And drank. We’re trying to pose for a nice picture and I kept giggling. This was the winner, even though it looks like someone is pinching me under the table to smile.

I look like a stepford wife who’s batteries are going dead…

and Amy is making a ‘come hither’ face at the camera man….oh, her husband.

November 23

Oh really!?

  • me: They fit a bit different - do you wear Birkenstocks?
  • customer: heres a rule for ya - if you see someone riding a BMW motorcycle, they probably wear Birkenstocks - so you dont even have to ask.
  • me: Oh! And have recently received a divorce settlement? and live in Gresham? Tsk Tsk - assumptions can get you into trouble...
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buchino: The facial-haired Zeppelin was way better than any other incarnation. (via lordkitchenersvalet)

buchino:

The facial-haired Zeppelin was way better than any other incarnation.

(via lordkitchenersvalet)

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The perfume I ordered off Ebay came today. BROKEN.

and 1/4 of the bottle leaked out everywhere.

Sorry, mailperson. You do smell Happy though…..

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thiswontlastlong: This movie + weed + crafts = Sunday evening with my buddy. this movie, and everyone it = the shit.

thiswontlastlong:

This movie + weed + crafts = Sunday evening with my buddy.

this movie, and everyone it = the shit.

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Im making 2 pumpkin cheesecakes tomorrow! One for T-givin’ at friends house, and the other is just to make sure the first one tastes good. who wants left overs?

Im making 2 pumpkin cheesecakes tomorrow! One for T-givin’ at friends house, and the other is just to make sure the first one tastes good.

who wants left overs?

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Dear vegan catering place next door.......

I know you bitches dont have any meat over there that you’re cookin’, but it damn sure smells like it!

*Serious, it smells like Thanksgiving turkey and gravy and mashed potatoes, even though its probably pressed bean sprouts and tofu*

Bravo.