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I love my baby.
I love my dog.
I love to cook.
I love wine.



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thegirlisbad:

A dik-dik, pronounced “dĭk’ dĭk”, is a small antelope in the Genus Madoqua that lives in the bushes of eastern and southern Africa. Dik-diks stand 30–40 cm (approx. 12–16 inches) at the shoulder, are 50–70 cm (approx. 20-28 inches) long, weigh 3–6 kg (approx. 7-16 pounds) and can live for up to 10 years

want.

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thedailywhat:

Historical Homecoming Kiss of the Day: For the first time in Navy history, a lesbian salior was picked to plant the traditional homecoming kiss on her significant other.

Through a raffle held onboard, Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta won the right to be the first off the ship when Oak Hill docked in Virginia Beach after several months at sea. As part of a time-honored tradition, the first off the ship gets to share the first kiss with a loved one.

23-year-old Gaeta was greeted by her girlfriend of two years, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell, 22, and the two locked lips while the crowd gathered around them cheered.

“It’s something new, that’s for sure,” Gaeta said after the historical smooch. “It’s nice to be able to be myself. It’s been a long time coming.” 

Watch the two talk about their special moment below:

[virginian-pilot.]

(via mssophiedarling)

thedailywhat:

Historical Homecoming Kiss of the Day: For the first time in Navy history, a lesbian salior was picked to plant the traditional homecoming kiss on her significant other.
Through a raffle held onboard, Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta won the right to be the first off the ship when Oak Hill docked in Virginia Beach after several months at sea. As part of a time-honored tradition, the first off the ship gets to share the first kiss with a loved one.
23-year-old Gaeta was greeted by her girlfriend of two years, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell, 22, and the two locked lips while the crowd gathered around them cheered.
“It’s something new, that’s for sure,” Gaeta said after the historical smooch. “It’s nice to be able to be myself. It’s been a long time coming.” 
Watch the two talk about their special moment below:

[virginian-pilot.]

you, honey, lemon, cinnamon.

(via mojitosandblow)

you, honey, lemon, cinnamon.
"I was ready to bite as Greece twisted in the wind, then I heard the rushing sound of air flowing out of hole in the side of Italy—looks like it’s next."
— my dad is waiting to refinance his loan until Greece and Italy fall off the planet. He thinks he’ll get a better rate.

solosomospolvoenelviento:

Heavy D Actor, rapper & record producer

May 24, 1967 - November 8, 2011

can I just say……..Heavy D & the Boyz = best Pandora station EVER.

solosomospolvoenelviento:

Heavy D Actor, rapper & record producer
May 24, 1967 - November 8, 2011

can I just say……..Heavy D & the Boyz = best Pandora station EVER.
todays the day.

After weeks of transferring accounts and pending checks finally clearing….today I can walk into Bank of America and tell them to close all my accounts and give me all my fucking money. 

they can also suck a fuck.

I miss you NBA

…today, the day after (what should have been) the season opener of the NBA I should be hungover, high-fiving and/or giving the finger to coworkers, and making plans for game 2.

But instead, Im just hungover. Just like every Wednesday.

fuckin nailed it, right?

fuckin nailed it, right?
motherjones:

FTW. And relatedly, be sure to check out Jaeah Lee’s story on how your Halloween costume/candy/pumpkin is supporting child labor and union-busting businesses. These are the kinds of problems no one ever has with Casimir Pulaski Day.

jesuisperdu:

bbook:

Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning, there are two things that continue to trouble me. And I’m speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau but also as a human being. What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys and who really pulled the trigger on JFK?

TWIN PEAKS FO’ LIFE

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jesuisperdu:

bbook:

Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning, there are two things  that continue to trouble me. And I’m speaking now not only as an agent  of the Bureau but also as a human being. What really went on between  Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys and who really pulled the trigger on  JFK? 

TWIN PEAKS FO’ LIFE

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pirata-bronx:

disassociation:

Truly, a God among beers…. ;)

dood for a second i thought that was a battlestar galactica thing at the top lol

this beer is fucking great and i have never seen it outside Edinburgh.  

drooooool

I want to go to there.

pirata-bronx:

disassociation:

Truly, a God among beers…. ;)

dood for a second i thought that was a battlestar galactica thing at the top lol
this beer is fucking great and i have never seen it outside Edinburgh.  
drooooool

I want to go to there.

thedaddycomplex:

donkeysalright:

Batman Princess

When asked what she wanted to be for Halloween, Mabel said “Batman Princess,” so that’s exactly the costume her mom made. This is the best thing ever in the history of everything.

I love this so hard.

thedaddycomplex:

donkeysalright:

Batman Princess

When asked what she wanted to be for Halloween, Mabel said “Batman Princess,” so that’s exactly the costume her mom made. This is the best thing ever in the history of everything.

I love this so hard.
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