Lay.Down.

Laydown.
Sit.
Stay.
No Begging.

I live in Portland.
I LOVE Portland.
I love a man.
I love my dog.
I love to cook.
I love wine.



kswany101@yahoo.com
(via dirtylittlestylewhore)
How do you pee!? How do you pee, really? You take all your shit off? No - not happening.

(via dirtylittlestylewhore)

How do you pee!? How do you pee, really? You take all your shit off? No - not happening.

dreamweaver:

I want this tee-shirt.
There are a lot of awesome tee designs from www.gorecycleyourself.com which is directed toward promoting young organ donors. Because apparently the demographic with the lowest organ donation is 15 to 29, which seems silly to me because that’s the age group doing the riskiest shit!
Are you an organ donor?

yes! Isnt there a video game on the site called “Scalpal pal” on there to reach out and motivate the youth demographic? Kinda creepy.

dreamweaver:

I want this tee-shirt.

There are a lot of awesome tee designs from www.gorecycleyourself.com which is directed toward promoting young organ donors. Because apparently the demographic with the lowest organ donation is 15 to 29, which seems silly to me because that’s the age group doing the riskiest shit!

Are you an organ donor?

yes! Isnt there a video game on the site called “Scalpal pal” on there to reach out and motivate the youth demographic? Kinda creepy.

noahkai:

sortofkinda:

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

chynz:

Flower pot ice cream.
I’m not sure if I’d eat this one. Looks like real dirt. :D


Cute!

noahkai:

sortofkinda:

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

chynz:

Flower pot ice cream.

I’m not sure if I’d eat this one. Looks like real dirt. :D

Cute!

jaredm:

Headed to the Blazers game tonight with m’lady, and birthday girl, Amanda.
Check out these killer seats! We’ll have a perfect view of LaMarcus JAMMIN’ on the wrinkly old Spurs.

oh wow! (and well put) We rock sec 319 - I’ll be releasing bats at the half.

jaredm:

Headed to the Blazers game tonight with m’lady, and birthday girl, Amanda.

Check out these killer seats! We’ll have a perfect view of LaMarcus JAMMIN’ on the wrinkly old Spurs.

oh wow! (and well put) We rock sec 319 - I’ll be releasing bats at the half.

doctornecessiter:

afghanibanani:

I wish my food wouldn’t look at me like that.

It is so hard to eat something once you’ve named it.

doctornecessiter:

afghanibanani:

I wish my food wouldn’t look at me like that.

It is so hard to eat something once you’ve named it.

bikepornftw:

janieledford:

(via youmightfindyourself)


I would name it….Chester CopperPot.

bikepornftw:

janieledford:

(via youmightfindyourself)

I would name it….Chester CopperPot.

A friend sent me the cutest article from an Oprah show in which a woman (pregnant) looked at her all the foods she ate while pregnant as “what the baby will be made of”. Adorable, right? So, she would put a lot of thought into what she ate, and reserved only the best and coolest foods around. Like hot dogs from a Cub game, and some amazingly gourmet dishes from yada yada that was to die for… bla bla, cute article.

Well, its forced me to think the same way, but I feel like Im coming up short! Whats my baby made of lately?

well yesterday….

  • Dairy Queen chicken strip basked and a small chocolate dip cone (coming home from the coast)
  • artichoke tomato caper home made pasta
  • halloween candy

what the hell kinda kid is this gonna be? Lets face it. Its probably gonna want to ride a unicycle and play dungeons and dragons.

Meg:

duplo:

I just caught up on your tumblr.

It turns out you do  know that Greg Oden has a dog named Charles Barkley McLovin.

And, yes, it is the greatest name for a dog. Especially when the dog is a girl.

also the reason Charles Barkley has much contempt for Oden. Check mate Oden.

malty:

Jubelale, you are one of my favorite parts about winter
Brewed by:Deschutes Brewery Oregon, United StatesStyle: Winter WarmerABV: 6.70% ABV

I miss you Jubey. Remember when we got a keg of you for our Ugly Holiday Sweater Party and a melee insued and some guy took a dump during the party (who does that?)? That was all your fault, and I loved you for it.

malty:

Jubelale, you are one of my favorite parts about winter

Brewed by:
Deschutes Brewery
Oregon, United States

Style: Winter Warmer
ABV: 6.70% ABV

I miss you Jubey. Remember when we got a keg of you for our Ugly Holiday Sweater Party and a melee insued and some guy took a dump during the party (who does that?)? That was all your fault, and I loved you for it.

mercurypdx:

duhrobynspeaks:

(via thelovelybones)
Who could eat this much sushi?

[Raises hand]

I could! Oh man I could. I like the raw sushi way better - but any sushi is my friend. At least it was….I’ll see you again in March dear friend….

mercurypdx:

duhrobynspeaks:

(via thelovelybones)

Who could eat this much sushi?

[Raises hand]

I could! Oh man I could. I like the raw sushi way better - but any sushi is my friend. At least it was….I’ll see you again in March dear friend….

timfsbrown:

Bubbles! Trailer Park Boys is the BEST show EVER. If you have never seen it, please stop by movie maddness in Portland, or simply get it on Netflix and watch it NOW!
lifeismystery:

Hahaha, love this


I wonder if anyone was Bubbles for Halloween…..?

timfsbrown:

Bubbles! Trailer Park Boys is the BEST show EVER. If you have never seen it, please stop by movie maddness in Portland, or simply get it on Netflix and watch it NOW!

lifeismystery:

Hahaha, love this

I wonder if anyone was Bubbles for Halloween…..?