September 2008
14 posts
Im back in JR high....
So, cutting beer (sorry Malty) mostly out of my diet, Ive noticed that I lost a little weight. Where you ask? (actually it would be kind of creepy if you did ask)…
I lost it in my boobs! I dont have much to begin with!! I went from a B to an A cup. WTF? Why could it not have come off my ass?? I have pleanty there.
So…. Im going to get a beer.
See you soon B cup.
Shameful. →
this article is sickening. It makes me ashamed to be from the NW….
next stop please.
I lOVE riding the bus in Portland. Love it.
I get on the bus this morning (early bus b/c I had a meeting) and give her the ol’ once over and assess my situation based on smell/looks of current passengers …where am I going to sit!? The bus is packed with school kids, and for the next 10 blocks before their school - I have to settle somewhere.. Ah yes.. I will sit next to this man....
“I watch what I eat. I watch it go right into my fucking mouth.”
– i said this to myself this morning.
“you’re like the Pier 1 of ladies…..can be elegant, but cheap.”
– co-worker. To me. 