October 2009
98 posts
nedhepburn:
The Misfits “Halloween”
I think I...
restraint award goes to.....
I was severely punished last night at the game….
2 Denver fans behind me
1 small child in front of me
= not a peep.
mike: Do you need me to bring you anything to the game tonight? I packed your glasses and extra Tums...
me: oh thanks! I brought extra Tums to work too. *heartburn is a KILLER when you're pregnant*
mike: this conversation just got really sad. Do you want me to pack some adult diapers too?
“I’m an alligator, I’m a mama-papa coming for you….”
– Bowie
Its 50 degrees and pouring....
currently in Portland, and the girls that work across the street at Sugar Lab Salon are wearing TANK TOPS (one is in a tube-dress). They dont move from the reception desk, for Gods sake - its not a very active job. How high is their heating bill!?
Goodbye baseball, hello basketball →
stevenstiefel:
One season nears an end, another begins.
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Baseball is ending, we’re in the thick of football and basketball is about to return!
The NBA tips off its season tomorrow night. Seems…
yes! Finally!
Thank you new cute boy who works at Plaid Panty,...
*wink in your general direction*
I have seen the light, and it is glorious. Well,...
Have you experienced the luxury of heated leather seats? Never before has my bottom half been so happy in a car, then as it was on this chilly late October morning. I bought a car yesterday - a mom car. Sorry 350 day, I didnt realize what I was doing.
my elliptical/bike came today!!
IN A THOUSAND FUCKING PIECES….
You have GOT to be kidding me. There are 42 steps to putting this thing together.
times are rough.
me: I need you to take pictures of me today. Dont ask....I'll repay you with something rad. Like greek food or a handshake. Mikes out of town till Saturday....
molly: Ok......you didnt sign up to participate in some prego nude calender, right?
Bust a bucket!
Tonight is my first Blazer game of the season!! Who cares if its pre-season, Im just so fucking excited for the season to start!! not too excited about the ‘having to be sober’ part though…
me: hey honey, I bought an exercise bike today
him: GOOD!
me: um, why so good for you and/or are you calling me fat - in which case dont answer.
him: no! I was going to try to turn my bike into a stationary one this week
me: what? how?
him: by running a steel wire through the back and lifting it off the ground
me: YOU WOULD HAVE DIED.
him: I know, so buying a new one is a good idea.
lets get physical
I bought an elliptical/bike exercise machine today. Why? Because my bike is broken, and I dont want anyone coming up to me from behind asking when the baby is due.
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”
– W.C. Fields
My outfit today is not terribly appropriate for work, but Ive found the happy medium between regular jeans and maternity pants = leggings.
