December 2009
74 posts
thats IT.
Im fucking done. Im done with you yuppie families coming in to find “after ski boots for Tahoe”, grown women smacking their gum and blowing bubbles, all while wearing real fur. Im done with you telling each other to try more shoes on, because “its her job to get them”
Dec 28th
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I dont care anymore.
leggings are pants.
Dec 28th
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Mike: You're fired Bob!
Me: who are you talking to?
Mike: Bob. Formerly of Bobs Redmill.
Me: Why? and why did you fire him?
Mike: His cornmeal pancakes suck.
Dec 27th
Listenafghanibanani: seasaws:loveyourchaos: No...
Dec 27th
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Trent Reznor's cat is called Fuckchop.
hamburgerskeleton: lickystickypickyme: true fact.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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..watching Hoarders
and staring at a ball of dog hair in the corner of the room, not cleaning it up.
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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ah HA
Jubelale is $10.99 a half rack at Safeway = me buying 2 cases and stashing them in the basement till March when I can drink again!! Fuck me this is an awesome idea.
Dec 20th
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um.
Is Michael Stipe homeless in Portland, OR? If so - hes asking all the shiny happy people on the street for change in front of my store.
Dec 18th
hi Gus!
Dec 17th
Dec 15th
Listen86400: alabibecia: whiskeyandgoatsmilk: The...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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This day is an asshole.
Doctor appt 11:15 - pushed to 12:15 because shes running late. Fuck you. Doctor tells me “You’ve only gained 4 pounds in the last month, thats great - but your baby is measuring too big. Come in Friday for an ultrasound”. Baby already on diet. Fuck you. (Or its time to tell Mike one of the Trailblazers is the daddy) Work calls (this is my day off) “Shauna is sick - we...
Dec 15th
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looking over drink menu at restaurant last...
mike: what does the VS stand for in courvoisier VS?
me: Im not sure, maybe 'very special'?
mike: I think its vagina smasher. Cuz you know you're smashin' something fierce later if you drink that shit.
me: what the fuck?
mike: I had a few beers before we left the house.
Dec 14th
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“Im already against the next war”
– oh Portland, you and your funny bumper stickers
Dec 13th
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“FREEZING DRIZZLE”, really Channel 2 news? you made that meteorological term up.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Blazers Ball Club Boosters presents: Tonight is an...
mssophiedarlinging: You know we’re going need some KID HUSTLE action tonight: read his blog entry on the holidays and his attempt to “live life abundantly” this year. Feed off the ENERGY hyper-vigilance do magic shit. and rep for the franchise-hard. bring it, Lebron.
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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There is SO much spinach packed into my homemade lasagna - that I cant tell if its moldy or not. I still ate it.
Dec 11th
Due to the baby fatness, I dont shop nearly as much as I used to (for myself). But CyberMonday came around - and I cashed in! I bought a long blk puffy winter coat, blk Gap skinny jeans (maternity - yeah WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT), grey sweatshirt (maternity) and replacement Uggs. THEY ALL CAME TODAY. Its like Christmas!!
Dec 10th
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