Lay.Down.

Month

December 2009

74 posts

thats IT.

Im fucking done.

Im done with you yuppie families coming in to find “after ski boots for Tahoe”, grown women smacking their gum and blowing bubbles, all while wearing real fur.

Im done with you telling each other to try more shoes on, because “its her job to get them”

Dec 28, 2009
Dec 28, 200967 notes
Dec 28, 200979 notes
Dec 28, 2009
Dec 28, 20097 notes
I dont care anymore.

leggings are pants.

Dec 28, 20091 note
  • Mike: You're fired Bob!
  • Me: who are you talking to?
  • Mike: Bob. Formerly of Bobs Redmill.
  • Me: Why? and why did you fire him?
  • Mike: His cornmeal pancakes suck.
Dec 27, 2009
No One's Gonna Love You Band Of Horses

afghanibanani:

seasaws:loveyourchaos:

No One’s Gonna Love You // Band of Horses


one of my favorite songs ever..

Dec 27, 2009251 notes
Dec 26, 2009152 notes
Trent Reznor's cat is called Fuckchop.

hamburgerskeleton:

lickystickypickyme:

true fact.

Dec 26, 200929 notes
Dec 26, 200917 notes
..watching Hoarders

and staring at a ball of dog hair in the corner of the room, not cleaning it up.

Dec 22, 20091 note
Dec 22, 200955 notes
ah HA

Jubelale is $10.99 a half rack at Safeway = me buying 2 cases and stashing them in the basement till March when I can drink again!! Fuck me this is an awesome idea.

Dec 20, 2009
Dec 20, 200938 notes
Dec 20, 2009
Dec 20, 200943 notes
Dec 19, 20098 notes
Dec 19, 2009
Dec 18, 20098 notes
Dec 18, 20094 notes
um.

Is Michael Stipe homeless in Portland, OR?

If so - hes asking all the shiny happy people on the street for change in front of my store.

Dec 17, 2009
hi Gus!
Dec 17, 2009
Dec 15, 2009
Listen

86400:

alabibecia:

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

The Decemberists- July! July!

gut shot running gin.

Always.

Dec 15, 200920 notes
Dec 15, 200920 notes
Dec 15, 200929 notes
Dec 15, 200920 notes
This day is an asshole.

Doctor appt 11:15 - pushed to 12:15 because shes running late. Fuck you.

Doctor tells me “You’ve only gained 4 pounds in the last month, thats great - but your baby is measuring too big. Come in Friday for an ultrasound”. Baby already on diet. Fuck you. (Or its time to tell Mike one of the Trailblazers is the daddy)

Work calls (this is my day off) “Shauna is sick - we need you”. FUUUUCCKKK THIS.

The one good thing = my other co-worker left home made toffee and fudge. BABY DIET STARTS TOMORROW.

Dec 15, 2009
Dec 14, 2009
Dec 14, 200989 notes
Dec 14, 200918 notes
looking over drink menu at restaurant last night....
  • mike: what does the VS stand for in courvoisier VS?
  • me: Im not sure, maybe 'very special'?
  • mike: I think its vagina smasher. Cuz you know you're smashin' something fierce later if you drink that shit.
  • me: what the fuck?
  • mike: I had a few beers before we left the house.
Dec 14, 2009
Dec 13, 20094 notes
Dec 13, 2009
Dec 13, 2009
“Im already against the next war” —oh Portland, you and your funny bumper stickers
Dec 13, 2009
Dec 12, 2009
Dec 12, 200911 notes

“FREEZING DRIZZLE”, really Channel 2 news? you made that meteorological term up.

Dec 12, 2009
Dec 12, 200923 notes
Dec 12, 2009
Dec 11, 2009
Dec 11, 20091 note
Dec 11, 2009291 notes
Blazers Ball Club Boosters presents: Tonight is an Opportunity

mssophiedarlinging:

You know we’re going need some KID HUSTLE action tonight:

image

image

read his blog entry on the holidays and his attempt to “live life abundantly” this year.

image

image

Feed off the ENERGY

image

hyper-vigilance

image

do magic shit.

image

and rep for the franchise-hard.

bring it, Lebron.

Dec 11, 20092 notes
Dec 11, 2009288 notes

There is SO much spinach packed into my homemade lasagna - that I cant tell if its moldy or not.

I still ate it.

Dec 10, 2009

Due to the baby fatness, I dont shop nearly as much as I used to (for myself). But CyberMonday came around - and I cashed in! I bought a long blk puffy winter coat, blk Gap skinny jeans (maternity - yeah WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT), grey sweatshirt (maternity) and replacement Uggs.

THEY ALL CAME TODAY.

Its like Christmas!!

Dec 10, 2009
Dec 10, 20093 notes
Next page →
2012 2013
  • January
  • February 1
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
2011 2012 2013
  • January 1
  • February 9
  • March 9
  • April 7
  • May
  • June 2
  • July 5
  • August 5
  • September
  • October 3
  • November
  • December
2010 2011 2012
  • January 48
  • February 43
  • March 33
  • April 37
  • May 36
  • June 17
  • July 18
  • August 16
  • September 7
  • October 15
  • November 6
  • December 2
2009 2010 2011
  • January 96
  • February 71
  • March 15
  • April 8
  • May 77
  • June 64
  • July 13
  • August 41
  • September 27
  • October 41
  • November 30
  • December 33
2008 2009 2010
  • January 67
  • February 56
  • March 47
  • April 55
  • May 94
  • June 97
  • July 46
  • August 54
  • September 45
  • October 98
  • November 80
  • December 74
2008 2009
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July 4
  • August 31
  • September 14
  • October 31
  • November 24
  • December 34