I just ate so much - SO fast - that I am fairly certain I will puke. More than fairly certain. *Chicken nachos from Aztec Willies in 16 minutes. I hate myself.
WHAT is better than bomb-ass homemade stir-fry the next day? I dont know! I. dont. know.
Volleyball starts March 31st - every Tuesday Ballet starts April 1st - every Wednesday Do I have the focus to do both? Funny - I could be taking college classes instead. Nope.
Rudy Fernandez's Rules of Basketball
malty: alancassinelli: This is all real from his blog The Rules of Basketball 1. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of score, assists, or rebounds. They will only remember who won them a chalupa. 2. Any shot worth shooting is worth shooting twice. 3. When not shooting on offense, you should be communicating, passing, and running. Also, yell “Foul!” repeatedly. Why? How can...
I love Portland.
customer: do you have leather SOLED shoes?
customer: leather soles conduct the Earths electricity that comes up from the ground.
customer: there really are millions of electrons we are missing out on by not wearing conductive shoes.
me: oh. no, we dont have any leather soled shoes that arent $300 dress shoes. I think it would be cheaper to go barefoot.
customer: oh I do.
me: oh I know.
Seattle weather here.
idontlikeyou: It took all of the will power in my body to get out of the house. Portland is no better.
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?