you're always right
customer: what makes these two styles of shoe that Im trying on different?
me: one is a sandal, one is a shoe.
me: yeah. So they're very different in that way - but the footbed is the same otherwise.
customer: but why do they feel so different? like all over.
me: ..........beeeecause one is a sandal, and the other isnt.
me: so, one of them - you can see your toes. The other one, you cant! because there is leather covering them! BECAUSE ITS A SHOE.
customer: but they're really the same.
dreamweaver: my mom and I ate there earlier today and I got a delicious Tillamook cheeseburger with a side of sweet potato fries (my mom got the seasonal blackberry shake). When we got the receipt I notice they included the nutritional facts. I thought “what a great idea!” and then I saw how much fat and calories were in my meal. and then I felt bad. Thanks burgerville for guilting me into...
WHO can help me get over my fear of flying before Tuesday?
As of October 1, 2009 - I will be paying $200 a month in health insurance. This means: No super cute french clothes from Montreal. Boo.
So I went to the doctor yesterday for a baby-check up and she said I need to eat more because I keep feeling like Im gonna pass out. Fine. She suggested Fiber One bars. So, I bought some and I’m eating one right now. Its OK. But Im afraid Im going to have to poop all day now. Kay?
UK man gets arrested, jailed for 6 weeks, and had to register as a sex offender for 7 years for…..JACKING OFF IN HIS OWN BACK YARD.
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megwhyte: Well friends, its raining today. And I guess that any time I mention this fact to someone, they’ll be all “welcome to portland” and I’ll just say yeah and smile, because I’ve lived in other places that weren’t Death Valley, places that it rained. I’m assuming you’ve never been to Upstate NY, because that place has grey skies 364 days a year. No, actually, a lot of the time its mad...
I had a dream I was doing adult things with Zach Efron. Who is this kid?! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A 28 YEAR OLD WATCHES THINGS LIKE TWILIGHT!!??
I just caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror at work. Shit. Im at that “Um, is that girl pregnant or not?” stage.
me: Guess what I found online cheap!
me: BLACK baby onesies! Ive only ever seen them at American Apparel and thats just too expensive to poop and puke on.....
molly: black? you want your baby to look tan?
move over Martha.
I was domesti-Katie all weekend! Spent the first day canning homegrown tomatoes at my moms - then day 2 was zucchini muffins, zucchini pancakes - then shredded zuke to freeze for soups and casseroles later this Fall! I still have a few zucchini growing in the yard - Im gonna let them get crazy big, like we used to do as kids, then carve them like pumpkins for Halloween. I love Fall.