January 2010
96 posts
mike: This 'not having coffee' in the morning sucks. I had to have tea, and its just not the same.
me: hahaha you and tea, thats funny.
mike: whatever. I enjoy tea, and am certainly fancy enough for it.
customer: I know you're pregnant, but could you bend down and tell me where my toe is?
me: Well, I can see from up here - your toe is in the shoes.
today I love....
nutella on whole wheat english muffins
leggings
the lack of rain
no customers
my eyeliner
the baby kicking
I hate…
people who wear orange reflective bike vests
birthing class day 2 tonight = live birth video
Last night........
Didnt happen.
Dear Trailblazers,
I dont blame you for what went on last night, I wasnt your fault. It happens to a lot of guys. Stage Fright. Its a lot more common than you think, and who could hold it against you after what happened the day before? Clearly - your manhood was specifically questioned when your team mate showed the world what he was packin’. Thats hard to recover from after...
P.S.
Greg Oden,
NO WONDER YOUR KNEES ARE SHOT…you gotta haul that thing around?
Damn.
Women seeking Women. Portland Mercury
Lesbian girl wants dirty les
“im a very sweet femmie girl with a big heart and a kind soul. I am wiccan, and a belly dancer with pretty brown eyes and nice kissable lips. Im into everything sexually, I really love ranchy wet dirty underwears.”
*ranchy? really? Im hoping thats a typo.
mike: Whats wrong?
me: the baby has the hiccups...
mike: hold your breath?
me: it doesnt work that way.
I am the proudest monkey
Today, I woke up in such a grateful mood. Shortly - I have my health, a job, a house, a running car, great friends and family, and I can buy Nutella whenever I want.
AND. If I turn in 3 proofs of Nutella purchase, I get a free shirt. Does it get much better?
supercilium = eyebrow
auntie
malty:
My brother and his wife had a little baby boy noname. the guy who taught me how to shotgun a beer is now a dad. weird
I need to know the name. If they used our boy name Im taking it from them. Forcefully. There cant be two “Tyrone” babies!
Golden State Warriors : Ellis sprains other ankle →
nbaoffseason:
Golden State’s Iron Man: Monta Ellis will miss tonight’s game against the Suns due to a sprained right ankle.
Bummer party, especially if you have on your fantasy team like I do. (insert Snooki-esque whan cry)
Sorry, but you will find little or NO sympathy from any Blazer fan. ESPECIALLY with the recent Bayless sprained ankle and Roy gone for another 3-4 games. We have 3 men...
nedhepburn:
Cat Stevens ‘Wild World’
Birthing Class Day 1
The class is 4 weeks long, 2 hours a week - not bad. Its a huge room with approx 10 other couples.
The characters that stood out:
Teacher: 80lb woman who’s had 3 kids, all over 8lbs, NATURALLY.
Rockers: met at a concert, both wear all black and have tattoos and piercings - so cute. She craves eggs and burnt toast.
Old couple: Sorry, but in ‘birthin’ baby’ terms...
I made red velvet cupcakes and it took A CUP AND A QUARTER of vegetable oil! WTF?! They’re so moist - and HORRIBLE for you. 1 1/4cups oil divided by 18 cupcakes = Paula Dean.
