me: oh no! Josh lost his job too?
mike: yeah - so we're gonna do playdates
me: oh, thats sad.
mike: no way! We'll do walks in the parks, trips to the river, and maybe coupon poker on Fridays.
me: Oh good god, IVE become the man of the house?
Its my birthday, bitches!
…and Stella slept 11 hours last night. JUST what I wanted…..
Jss hearts a big 'Mac'
malty: One of my favorite all time people, Jss, had a beautiful baby boy this morning (naming him Cormac ‘Mac’). First question I asked her was if she pooped herself. She did not. yay! Congrats to mama and baby!
me: Stella said she wants a pony for her first birthday...
mike: Lets be real Katie, shes you're daughter. She said "Pony-keg"
So, today is Fathers Day - and tomorrow is Mikes Birthday! WTF? Sorry honey, but its like being born the day after Christmas. You’re getting one gift. LOVE YOU!
Chris Bosh Speaks with the New York SNY Channel
nbaoffseason: In the interview Bosh tells SNY that New York is “definitely a team I’m considering,” vowing to be proactive with or without LeBron. Watch the interview. ….and Portland?
dad: Having a great dinner, still 80 degrees with a nice breeze - I'll probably take a dip before bed. Obama knows how to treat his gov'ment workers....
me: Mike is looking up the resort online now- looks beautiful! They probably dont use that fire-pit much though....
dad: Its on now. They have misters.
WHO WRITES CHECKS ANYMORE?
this woman is writing a check, in fucking calligraphy.
i LOVE my dad
text from Arizona “In Scottsdale, nice resort, laying by the pool, just had lunch served to me by a legal, I checked his papers, you can do that here”
reasons today doesnt suck
I have a sister to watch my baby, and dont have to deal with daycare….much cheaper ($0) no other snotty kids. I have coffee shop connected to my shoe store I had 3 things I bought on ebay sent to my work = Christmas morning today. I dont have to water my garden tonight BECAUSE ITS FUCKING RAINING. Sorry, that one is pushing - I cant be happy about rain right now.
reasons today sucks.
First day I had to get up, and get ready for work alone - with baby. (It took me 3 hours to do what I used to be able to do in 30minutes) No cream. That means NO COFFEE. I cant drink it black, Im not a longshoreman. Fuck my life without coffee. Fuck it good. I had to drop Stella off at my sisters so she could watch her, SO - I pumped a good bottle full of milk for Stellas lunch. THEN SPILLED...
If I won the lottery....
I would have no problem spending thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on Etsy. *assuming the lottery I won was in the thousands*
Old ladies: Dont say things like “Im gonna blow my wad in this store!” Thanks
I TOLD Mike to stop having strangers put their fingers in her mouth to feel her teeth…..
standing in front of me waiting to be helped….talking on your blue tooth, I will not help you till you hang up. Love, Katie
How cute is she? →
there are 18 year old boys in my store right...
that I am 10 years older than. 10 YEARS. I remember when I was 18 like it was yesterday! It wasnt yesterday! IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO. sad. **one of them is telling a story about a girl farting in bed after sex**
Me: Hey honey, hows it going on the home front?
Mike: Super. Just got done with chores, now some self defense training - then a bath.
Me: Self defense, huh?
Mike : Yep. Im creating a GI Jane.
Me: Be careful, she will soon grow to be stronger than you.
Mike: Im training her to protect me.
i give up on you, portland women. →
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