July 2010
13 posts
me: MIIIIKKEEE!! GET IN HERE!
mike: what? what?!?
me: there is POOP on her mobile.
mike: what?! poop?
me: yes. You're the stay at home dad, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??
mike: .....
me: .....
Hey....
Malty? You said you wanted me to make you cupcakes last night at the BBQ - what was the occasion? My low tolerance of alcohol (yay havin’ a baby!) and that glorious raspberry lemonade vodka thingy = dont member.
coworker: what'd ya bring for lunch
me: spicy squid-ink pasta with red peppers and hazelnuts....
coworker: ew. Sounds like a weird craving - are you pregnant again?
me: N.....o?
Got a new Chocolate-touch phone!
why? Because chocolate sounded better than blackberry.
