hate. elliott. smith.
Best photo ever!
you know that voice that tells you when you're...
I just punched that voice in the throat and told it to Fuck Off so I could finish eating my burrito. now I dont feel so good.
Id say 87% of the time, I dress Stella in...
why? Reason 1: I HAAATTTEEEE PPPIIIIINNNNKKKKKKK. Hate it. I also hate stereotypes and people feeling they have to fit into gender rolls. Girls wear pink, boys wear blue - right? Nope. I aint got nothin’ pink in my closet, and I have a vagina. Reason 2: Im cheap as fuck. So, if I ever have a boy……….wont need to buy clothes.
the SUN is ....out??
GOD love nothing more than a sunny day in Portland, I immediatly want a microbrew and a parkbench.
my lovey little baby.....
…broke the hard drive on our laptop, now its toast. Then my chocolate lab who we THOUGHT was in great shape, weighed in at 90lbs at the vet when he needs to be 75. I now call him “Precious”. Lastly - I pulled too hard on my rear view mirror and it broke off - hitting me in the face between the eyes. Tuesday was hard.
me: ok then - have a good night, enjoy your new Birkenstocks!
customer: Oh I will.....Im headed to the coast tonight to hear some buddies play at the local brewery, then we're all staying in yurts tonight.
me: sweet. sounds like an episode of Portlandia.
Chicken Coop D'ville
So, with all this GOD DAMN talk of Portlandia, Im all - “shit. I need to be more ‘portland’…how?” U-R-B-A-N F-A-R-M-I-N-G So, Ive stepped up my (already in motion) plans for a chicken coop d’ville for spring. Living Roof! Its gonna be so cute, so green, SO portland.
yes I did just give you the "...you want a fucking...
Bringing Sexy Back
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is bringing sexy back. Every day I wish I had never done it. [Male, 18]
True or False
Did you or did you not buy JEGGINGS for your infant? True
Just realized how sad it is...
that Robert Goulet died before doing a rendition of Prince’s “Erotic City” It would have been great.
...loves me some Les Schwabb
they RUN to your car when you drive in (scared me in the rear view mirror) they have a waiting room complete with coffee, and free popcorn. they’re hella fast (tires rotated and balanced, breaks checked - 20 minutes) they’re free
Brandon Roy To Have Surgery On Both Knees →
nbaoffseason: There’s no timetable for Roy’s return, but this could very well be the fourth season-ending knee injury of 2010-11 for Portland, after Elliott Williams, Jeff Pendergraph, and of course, Greg Oden. Portland’s trainer could not be reached for comment, as he was busy arranging banana peels around the perimeter of the Blazers’ newly buffed and waxed practice floor. (Sean Keane) Im...
oh gin and tonic.....
…why do you gang up on me after such a nice night together? We dance, we sing, you make me hilarious to be around, then in the morning you point and laugh when I make a burrito at 8am. why?
whats the worst thing you can do when you're...
*try to cut bangs.
ok New Years resolutions...
Lets dance. ride bike more - may require new lighter bike $$ drink more water (blerg. HATE water) go from 75% to 90% organic lighten up. socialize Stella more with kids her own age. At this rate, she spending all her time with adults and will probably end up one of those intellectual ‘Juno’ types of girls, which is fine - but I dont want her to think shes smarter than me. Ever....
I rang in the new year....
with a pair of black jeggings. 2011 is going to be awkward.
"Freaky Eaters" on TLC
…has made me question why I put so much energy and attention into keeping my daughter on such a healthy organic diet ….. when people on this show can be addicted to FRENCH FRIES and live a long and healthy life.