See ya, bitches!
Or Aloha as they say. Im headed to Maui tomorrow!!!! 4 days of sun, sand, no baby. sunglasses floppy hat bikini book Im so ready. You, Mai Tai, will be inside me soon.
would KILL for right now
beer. IPA preferably bratwurst Duncan Sheik to be banned from all radio advil
me: Im at the grocery store, and I must doing something wrong..
mike: what? whats wrong?
me: well, Im trying to be like those ladies on Extreme Couponing, and I bought 80 jugs of mustard, but it cost me $82.00. On the show it only cost her $0.44!!
mike: tell me you're kidding
me: who was that on the phone?
chris: joey, he needed a good restaurant to take his new girlfriend
me: and you didnt consult ... me?
chirs: you eat too fancy
me: what the fuck? no I dont
chris: what did you make for lunch today?
me: fried razor clams on a garlic lemon ...... salad. ok.
me: mike, Macho Man died.
mike: I know, I just heard......already bought Slim Jims for dinner at the corner store.
Stellas first sleep OVER at Nanas house!
She went down easy, and slept a solid 12 hours. yes! We ate a fantastic dinner. yes! We went to a BAR and had drinks. yes! We stole little bits of sedums from the front of said BAR to plant on my chicken coop. score! We both woke up with food poisoning. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!
The NBA Logo Champion is...
nbaoffseason: Your winner? Congratulations to the 1970 Portland Trailblazers!
things I wanted to do before I turned 30
have a baby meet Lemmy from Motorhead buy a house still never eat veal get another tattoo hmmm. Maybe I WILL join Kay tonight…..
alone at home + baby asleep + 3 glasses of wine + searching for childcare online = spending $100 on clothes you dont need.
dont have kids
Mike got a job *yay* but seriously, beside the point. Now, we have to find childcare. Im looking for ONLY 2 days a week and I cant find anything under $800 a month. To which Kay responded, “thats more then my apt and i live there all the time” SURELY there is someone in Portland who wants to hang out at my house and watch Stella, and Porter, and the chickens for free. I have...
Girls who I dress like →
maltyk: My awesome coworker, Rupert, started a blog that is mainly pictures of girls who look/dress like me. What can I say, I’m pretty generic! you wear flannel shirts and bikini bottoms? Thats one casual workplace.
Im eating barb-q broccoli
…you’re WHAAA? yep. This bitch is gettin creative with her outdoor grill in the rain*. *Id be curious what the suicide rate is for Portland this year so far. Im betting its a doosey, seeing as how its rained everyday of the entire year*
Oh strip clubs
..why cant I quit you?!
Parental poop talk
themattsmith: Audrey just shit pebbles. Seriously, it looks like she’s kicking heroin. Poor kid. Mike calls them “Thunder Nuggets”
Well, *GOD I hate that I cant take pics off my facebook page anymore to post on here* Anyway. Stella had her 1 year check up (at 13 months ). Shes perfect. Ridiculously tall, avg weight and advanced in all other areas. But then the doctors felt a “grinding” in her hip socket, and we had to go take X-rays. She laid totally still on the x-ray table as they took picture of her hips,...
Its really pathetic, and a sign of a true...
you get really excited for a HUGE employee discount on Columbia Sportswear gear! FLEECE FOR EVERYONE! *i literally own 7 fleeces, fleece pants…and even a fleece sleeping bag*