In 3 days...
I will be 30. Should this mean something to me? Im kinda dont think that seems very old anymore. Its not that old, right? I mean, yeah - I cant try out for American Idol, and thats pretty crushing. I dont really deprive myself of anything, so its hard to think of something special to do that day. Its ‘Last Thursday’ on Alberta, maybe I’ll joust something on a 20 foot tall bike?
On my way home
maltyk: The Aussie and I are waiting for our flights. I had a great time in Vegas but I miss my pbr and Keats. If only I wasn’t going home to rain Hurry! Its not raining right now!!
Um yes, I HAVE been camping the last few days in the woods….and must have drank away my social skills. I of course had my VERY handsome customer named Hans (cute right?) come in today to pick up Birkenstocks. Heres how it went down… Hans: Oh wow, those look great! Me: yeah, they’re gonna be real…. stifffffff for awhile. Hans: Oh…..Ok.Thanks. Yeah - dont look at...
Beezy Hamilton: Sweet Basil In Portland →
justcallmebecks: Last Saturday I ate at Sweet Basil in NE. I know Pride month here in Portland is June and I am not sure if that’s why our waiter/waitresses were dudes in drag. I hope they’re always there and not there just because it’s Pride month. We were treated to the ladies doing performances to our… LOVE THIS PLACE. And…our last visit we had a waiter, 16 year old male, who...
dont WHAT a gift horse in the mouth, kick it?
Well Im gonna fucking KICK IT. I got these $5 $10 and $15 VISA giftcards at work for selling shoes, and they dont work everywhere! This is super shitty because I get super excited because I can have sushi for lunch, pile on the fish, and still have to to pay the $14 at the register because my $15 GIFT CARD was declined. (and yes, they are activated, fucker) I end up being able to use it for...
all the gory details: Life lessons →
thegorydetails: While Luke and I were upstairs “interviewing” a girl who is going to occasionally babysit for us so we can like, have a date night or go park the car in an empty lot and nap while someone else entertains him, Jimmy was downstairs tidying up. As soon as she left, this ensued: Jimmy: “Wanna know… I just lost my shit reading this.
Its raining again. Mid-JUNE. My dog wont use his front let. At ALL. Surgery again. This is turning into a sad poem, or Elliot Smith song. Oh, and Stella has a cold. Dont have energy to type anymore.
Dear 23 year old Katie,
Drink up, bitch! Because when you hit 30 (well 29) you will NOT be able to drink like you can today. And your hangovers will be 100 times worse. So light that fucking flamin’ Dr. Pepper on fire! Shoot that Jager! Shot gun that fucking Pabst! Smoke those cigarettes! Because you soon will only be able to function the next day after consuming LESS THAN 3 beers, or 2 glasses of wine. Cheers! ...
watching Sister Wives on TLC
me: I. DONT. get. them!
mike: I know, but they think they're doing right by God.
me: but they pray to the same God that terrorists pray to right before they fly a plane into a building, I just cant wrap my head around religion.
mike: THERE IS A COON IN THE BACKYARD! DO WE HAVE A GUN?? I NEED TO SAVE THE CHICKENS!!!
me: OH GOD! IM GONNA PRAY! We should not have a gun in the house. (ps. the chickens are safe, the neighbors dog ran him off)
the answer to....
“should my toes be hitting the end of the shoe?” will always be NO. WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ASKING ME?
Mikes first day of work today...
also Stellas first day of daycare. She was lucky enough to have her dad stay at home and raise her for 15 months of her life. While it sucked for me because I had to work full time and miss out, they had an amazing time and I attribute her intelligence and good nature to him being home. He cried uncontrollably this morning when he had to leave her. She didnt know any different, and when I...