September 2011
7 posts
worst. possible. things to say to a shoe...
I need shoes for walking.
Im just browsing, but do you have this in a 7? and this one…and this one…
Oh, you only have a 10? I’ll try that.
Do you have anything that I can walk in, but dress up and take on a lite hike if I need to?
hi. Im here for shoes.
If shoes were a food, I would spit in yours.
me: Mike. Im at Freddys, they CHANGED THE DESCHUTES PACKAGING!
mike: what. no.
me: yes! I dont know what anything is! Have we had Inversion before?
mike: I dont know! I need to see it!
me: Fuck im gettting some.
*we've had it before. And its awesome town*