- Mike: hey honey? Amanda Bynes got a DUI.
- Me: oh, haha. Thats funny.
- Mike: Who the fuck is Amanda Bynes?
My Portland Food Vacation
- Pine State Biscuits every morning
- Laurelhurst Market
- Le Pigeon
- ramen at Biwa
- “Whole Hog” at The Country Cat
- Olympic Provisions
- grilled mortadella sandwich at Lardo
- The People’s Pig
Honestly, there’s more, but if I get to do even half of these, I’m happy.
Oh man, you’re not gonna shit for a week - but you’ve made some incredibly solid choices.