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I love my baby.
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I love to cook.
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superseventies:

Fashion advertisement from Vogue Italia, March 1972.

the fuck is going on in this picture?

(Source: transparentvignettes)

superseventies:

Fashion advertisement from Vogue Italia, March 1972.

the fuck is going on in this picture?

norlypleaseexcusethemess:

babs-the-red:

imnotthatkindofgirl:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

I love this irrespective of today’s events.

Combining a few of my favorite things with this gif.

i’m not sure how this day could get any better.

Im sorry, I had to.

norlypleaseexcusethemess:

babs-the-red:

imnotthatkindofgirl:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

I love this irrespective of today’s events.

Combining a few of my favorite things with this gif.

i’m not sure how this day could get any better.

Im sorry, I had to.
It makes me uncomfortable…

when people say things like “we’re trying” in reference to getting pregnant. I get it. You’re having lots of unprotected sex. And now Im visualizing you doing it. Thanks.

fuckyeahplannedparenthood:

*snort.

(Source: b3nfriend, via asgoodasdirt)

fuckyeahplannedparenthood:

*snort.

ob.fucking.SESSED. with this Kona Brewing beer right now. Coconut in a beer? Get out. Its so subtle and amazing and Im seriously looking for this by the case tonight after work.

ob.fucking.SESSED. with this Kona Brewing beer right now. Coconut in a beer? Get out. Its so subtle and amazing and Im seriously looking for this by the case tonight after work.

my-own-melt:

adultlifetaketwo:

americastestkitchen:

How To Make Cold-Brew Coffee

Caffeine nerds can rest (or wake) easy with a foolproof method for incredible iced coffee.

To see our detailed instructions, head on over to The Feed and enjoy!

This is important information.

reblogged because it’s cold brew time again - i just told roomie that the other day

(via myownmelt)

pdxtogo:

Yesterday @ Pine State

WHY IS THIS NOT COVERED IN GRAVY?!?!?! you did it wrong.

pdxtogo:

Yesterday @ Pine State

WHY IS THIS NOT COVERED IN GRAVY?!?!?! you did it wrong.

celluloidlove:

Elizabeth Banks: I Thank Birth Control Pills for My Son

Just over a year ago, my son Felix was born via gestational surrogacy. He came out of me nine months early and because of my broken belly, his babycake was baked in a wonderful angel’s oven and now — I can’t believe it — he’s a year old and walking. He has expanded my capacity for joy a thousand-fold.

His life would have been much harder to come by if not for the birth control pill. How’s that, you ask? Well, it’s a simple fact: The pill is used for many situations that have nothing to do with the prevention of pregnancy. The pill was prescribed to me when hormonally induced migraines kept me locked up in dark rooms for days at a time. It was prescribed to me to regulate insanely painful cramps every month — cramps so painful that I often vomited.

And here’s a little secret I am happy to blow the lid off of: The pill is often prescribed during the IVF (in vitro fertilization) process to help MAKE BABIES! That’s right, women dealing with infertility are often put on the pill to help regulate a cycle so that they might have a more successful IVF. The pill is used to manage ovarian cysts, endometriosis and other conditions too. Not to mention, it helps couples plan for wanted children.

Obviously, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a woman grateful for my necessary and very helpful medication. And I’m sure glad I don’t have to discuss any of these conditions, including infertility, with my employer.

A girlfriend and I recently wondered what would be more mortifying: having to tell her male employer she needed birth control to mitigate a heavy flow or just bleeding all over herself in the office?

So with that image in mind, I encourage all women — and the men in their lives — to protect access to birth control, and encourage our politicians to take women’s health issues out of the political process.

For more information, please visit the most comprehensive and willing advocates for women’s health in America: www.plannedparenthood.org.

(Source: judygrimes, via gingerspice)

celluloidlove:

Elizabeth Banks: I Thank Birth Control Pills for My Son
Just over a year ago, my son Felix was born via gestational surrogacy. He came out of me nine months early and because of my broken belly, his babycake was baked in a wonderful angel’s oven and now — I can’t believe it — he’s a year old and walking. He has expanded my capacity for joy a thousand-fold.
His life would have been much harder to come by if not for the birth control pill. How’s that, you ask? Well, it’s a simple fact: The pill is used for many situations that have nothing to do with the prevention of pregnancy. The pill was prescribed to me when hormonally induced migraines kept me locked up in dark rooms for days at a time. It was prescribed to me to regulate insanely painful cramps every month — cramps so painful that I often vomited.
And here’s a little secret I am happy to blow the lid off of: The pill is often prescribed during the IVF (in vitro fertilization) process to help MAKE BABIES! That’s right, women dealing with infertility are often put on the pill to help regulate a cycle so that they might have a more successful IVF. The pill is used to manage ovarian cysts, endometriosis and other conditions too. Not to mention, it helps couples plan for wanted children.
Obviously, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a woman grateful for my necessary and very helpful medication. And I’m sure glad I don’t have to discuss any of these conditions, including infertility, with my employer.
A girlfriend and I recently wondered what would be more mortifying: having to tell her male employer she needed birth control to mitigate a heavy flow or just bleeding all over herself in the office?
So with that image in mind, I encourage all women — and the men in their lives — to protect access to birth control, and encourage our politicians to take women’s health issues out of the political process.
For more information, please visit the most comprehensive and willing advocates for women’s health in America: www.plannedparenthood.org.
Mike: hey honey? Amanda Bynes got a DUI.
Me: oh, haha. Thats funny.
Mike: Who the fuck is Amanda Bynes?
My Portland Food Vacation

themattsmith:

Honestly, there’s more, but if I get to do even half of these, I’m happy.

Oh man, you’re not gonna shit for a week - but you’ve made some incredibly solid choices.

mexicanfoodporn:

PALOMA

-Get a plate (flat) and pour some salt on it 

-Grab your glass and pass through the rim a lime (this will help the salt glue to the rim), Pass carefully through the plate

-Put 4 ice cubes (put more if you want) 

-Squeeze 1 lime in there 

-Tequila (depends how bad or good your day was… so pour a lot) But seriously… a quarter  will suffice. 

-Fill the rest with grapefruit soda (either Squirt, Fresca or Peñafiel) 

-Chug that like there is no tomorrow 

-Repeat

mexicanfoodporn:

PALOMA
-Get a plate (flat) and pour some salt on it 
-Grab your glass and pass through the rim a lime (this will help the salt glue to the rim), Pass carefully through the plate
-Put 4 ice cubes (put more if you want) 
-Squeeze 1 lime in there 
-Tequila (depends how bad or good your day was… so pour a lot) But seriously… a quarter  will suffice. 
-Fill the rest with grapefruit soda (either Squirt, Fresca or Peñafiel) 
-Chug that like there is no tomorrow 
-Repeat
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