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Laydown.
Sit.
Stay.
No Begging.

I live in Portland.
I love Portland.
I love a man.
I love my baby.
I love my dog.
I love to cook.
I love wine.



kswany101@gmail.com

worst. possible. things to say to a shoe salesperson…
  • I need shoes for walking.
  • Im just browsing, but do you have this in a 7? and this one…and this one…
  • Oh, you only have a 10? I’ll try that.
  • Do you have anything that I can walk in, but dress up and take on a lite hike if I need to?
  • hi. Im here for shoes.

If shoes were a food, I would spit in yours.