…my days off with Stella. But for 8 hours a day, for 2 days a week my conversations are as follows:

“where are your toes!? Toes and nose toes and nose…”

“up, down, up! down!. Now you do it!”

“What does the cow say? MOOOO yes! thats right!”

“I dont know where Elmo is, maybe he went nigh-nigh”

“You silly girl! Why is there eggs in your hair?!”

“up and down and up and down - now you do it!”

I mean really, people. So no wonder my friends are so surprised why IM the one who brings up drugs and anal at the bar. Im a fucking preschool teacher all day, I cant even say ‘damn’ these days, she repeats everything.

Show me Tumblr, where are YOUR toes!?!