Took one of my sisters chickens to add to mine (cuuuz, my bitches wont lay eggs) and it got out of its cage. IN MY CAR.

I waited till it went to sleep on the edge of a bucket, and carefully planned my attack. Yoink! It didnt even see me coming! Now its currently being totally fucked with by my other bitchy hens. Eye for an eye, chicken!

you pooped in my car